Happy 50th Skip!!!!

Today is Skip's 50th birthday. What is a big milestone birthday for if not to be harassed a bit by friends?!! :)

You Know you are 50 when…


• your joints are more accurate than the national weather service.


• your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.


•Your back goes out more than you do!!


•the twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.


•you finally get your head together and your body starts to fall apart!


• you feel like the morning after when you haven’t been anywhere the night before!


• It takes twice as long to look half as good!


•Many of your co-workers were born after your last promotion.


• People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”


• You can live without sex but not without your glasses!


• You look forward to a dull evening.


• Your mind makes contracts your body can’t keep.


• The Pharmacist is your new best friend.


•There is nothing left to learn the hard way!


• Your idea of a night out is sitting on the porch.


• You don’t remember when your wild oats turned to shredded wheat.


• You sing along with elevator music.


• Getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot.


• Your secrets are safe because your friends can’t remember them either.


• It takes longer to rest than to get tired.


• Your childhood toys are now in a museum.


• You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.


• You don’t remember being absent- minded.


• You get propositioned by AARP.


•Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

Seriously.... Wishing you health, wealth and happiness today and for the next 50 years!!

Love,

ilene :)