Wednesday, December 29, 2010

At a holiday party...


A woman (I'll keep her nameless, but she IS a relation!!) was standing in the doorway coming into a holiday party I was attending and asked, "Do any dogs live here?"

"Hmmm, no I haven't seen one but I haven't been here that long. Do you want me to ask?"

Very seriously and wide eyed, she explained "Well no, its just that I am wearing my hemorrhoid cream, and it attracts dogs."

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