An Early Morning Conversation

Pepper: I dreamed we had a fish tank. But all the fish were dead.
Me: Why were the fish dead?
Pepper: They were in a bag with no water.
Me: Yep, that’ll do it. I dreamed I had a blue butt.
Pepper: A blue butt?!
Me: yes
Pepper: Did you dream you went to the doctor?
Me: No, it washed off.
{A few moments of silence}
Pepper: Are you waiting for me to interpret?!
:)

JD, Jay’s husband has been hanging out at deer camp all week on his own. It is very dark here when the sun goes down. And very quiet. Lexi, his daughter forgot her phone in the camper and one night he decided to use it as an alarm clock. At the scheduled time, the alarm went off. Unfortunately for JD, the ring tone was set for a “Gaggle of geese”. In the dead silence of the dark morning, the alarm made JD think he was being attacked by something out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie! Wish I’d been here for a picture….. must have been an extremely funny sight! ☺