A New Calendar/ Five horses

Macy: Dill, did you make this calendar with the poem on it about soup?!

Dill: Yeah, my teacher forced me to make it.

Pepper: She FORCED you? Wasn't it worth it to give us such a nice present?

Dill: Yeah, sure Mom.

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Jay and Lexi visited for the weekend. Jay and I were discussing an upcoming wedding we were both going to.

Me: Sounds like its going to be a fancy wedding.

Jay: Yes, we're going to be served a five course meal at the reception.

Lexi (disgustedly, after overhearing what her Mom said): Five horses?!! They are serving HORSES?!?