Pete: Can Michael come over tomorrow?
Dill: Is that the kid that stayed over and slept in MY bed?!
Dill: Mom, ya' know what they did? They said, "Let's all sleep on the floor." Then as soon as I fell asleep they both got in a bed and left me!!
Leave It to Me - So today I poked myself in the eye with the corner of some tri-folded paper towels that I reached up to grab off a shelf when I needed to wipe my mouth aft...
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