Friday, February 12, 2010

A Kindergarten Tale

A little girl comes up to me to tattle on a boy in her class.
Pulling on my shirt and pointing she said, "Teacher, teacher, he said the 'F' word to me!!"
Since I have heard many colorful words out of kindergarteners mouths by now, I was not all that shocked.
But, I call the little boy over and ask, "Where did you hear the 'F' word?!"
Without a pause he said, "My Dad says it all the time!"
"Hmmm, well that is not a word we use in school. And you should be careful not to use words when you do not even know what they mean."
The boy proudly retorts, "I do know what it means.... it is a butt burp."

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